Three Times a Killer by Gerald Hansen

 



Release Date: July 29, 2024
Subgenre: Derry Noir, Crime, Murder


About Three Times a Killer

DI Liam McLaughlin and DS Nancy D'Arcy are seasoned pros, but even their skills are stretched when a battered body turns up in an alley across from the hair salon. Declan Hoagett was a seemingly harmless wino who spent his days hanging out on the street corner where the bank used to be. He rarely asked for handouts, though occasionally burst into song. Nobody would kill him for that, would they?

More baffling, why does Hoagett seem to have been killed three different ways? Are they looking for three perps? One? Two? It's up to McLaughlin, D'Arcy and their ragtag team from the Major Investigation Team to find out. Little do they realize, they are looking for their most heartless killer yet.

The third in the NUMBER ONE bestselling Derry Murder Mysteries, Three Times A Killer is another gripping, gritty mystery thriller with jaw-dropping twists and a touch of Gerald Hansen’s signature dark humor.


Excerpt:


He turned on the seat heater, then turned up the radio to drown out the taunts, the angry roars fading into the distance behind him. They’d flung something at his car. He’d caught a glimpse of it in the rear view mirror, heard it splatter on the boot, the trunk. He was worried about his car, had only had it a few months and it was his pride, but he’d have to wait until he was out of the firing line to check his precious baby out.

Tapping his hand in agitation on the steering wheel along to an old Commodores ballad from the 70s, he scowled as a sudden fierce scatter of rain attacked his windshield. He turned on the wipers, saw a peregrine falcon swooping down from the dark clouds towards the field. Attacking some prey, no doubt.

He could understand the protesters, of course he could. The top brass couldn’t, thought those camping outside the gates, chaining themselves to the railings were mental, but that was something he could also understand. The protesters had a point, though he’d never admit that to his bosses.

He was fearful things might escalate. That radical group had a reputation for being especially ruthless, a bit unhinged. Many things seemed more important to them than people’s lives. That might put everyone in the company at risk, including himself.

You never knew what might happen when two tribes went to war, but he hoped for less rather than more.

As if on cue, the Commodores was followed by Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s “Two Tribes.” He had begun listening to a streaming radio station that played every UK Top 40 hit of the 20th century on random selection. He was too young for many of these songs, but too old for the kids’ music of the day.

One of the activists’ caravans had been broken into last week. There had been an uproar online. Were the higher-ups responsible for that? He didn’t have access to that information; he was too low in the pecking order. He wouldn’t put it past them; his bosses were just as ruthless as the protesters when it came to the possibility of money being lost. For all the company’s caring PR, in reality, it was all about making a profit.

Some house song from the late 80s. Inner City’s “Good Life.”

Good life.

He wasn’t particularly thinking about his good life now, but except for that one regrettable incident when he’d taken a momentary turn down a dark path, he was really living one. An unexpected, surprising result considering his misspent youth. Maybe he was the only logistics coordinator to have been born and bred in the mean streets of the Emerald Housing Estate, the only one the crime-ridden Moorside had produced.

Now he had a caring, intelligent wife he loved and couldn’t imagine life without. Beautiful young children who were his pride. An important and satisfying job, interesting as well. Frustrating but fascinating at times, and the pay was great. A three-bedroom semi-detached house on the Culmore Road, the posh part of it. A big back garden with plenty of trees, a conservatory.

The only downside, besides the protesters, was the drive he was making now, the half-hour commute from the Sperrin Mountains back to Derry, but he had to be onsite. At least the drive was scenic. The Sperrins had been designated an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty by the UK government back in 1968. That was one of the headaches for his company.

He pulled into the first lay-by, got out of the car with the rain lashing down on him, inspected the back of the car. A tomato, almost washed off by the rain now. Relieved, he got back in and continued driving.

 A flung tomato was harmless, but his mind went back to the supply shed that had been set on fire. It had been put out easily enough, though he hoped the violence wouldn’t escalate.

As he approached the outskirts of Derry, the rain stopped. He’d tapped along to songs from 1954, 1999, 1982 and who knew what other years. David Essex’s “Oh What A Circus” was playing now.

He and his better half weren’t much for cooking, but on occasion, she surprised him with a spaghetti bolognese or a shepherd’s pie. She hadn’t texted him today, but he knew she was preparing for a big presentation, so was busy. If she had no other dinner plans, they’d get a Thai takeaway, or maybe an Indian. He was in the mood for a chicken vindaloo.

 

*****

 

He waved at the neighbor trimming the hedges of the front garden next door to the left, then pulled up to his house. His wife’s car, a blue Audi Q5 hybrid, was there in the driveway. He was coming home a bit later than usual. Just outside Killaloo, there’d been a hold-up with a flock of wayward sheep that wouldn’t clear the road. A stereotype, yes, but weren’t those always grounded in a bit of truth?

Darkness was descending on the street, and it was overcast, but there were no lights on in the front of the house. His family should be home at this time. They always were. Maybe in the kitchen or the back garden. The kids had a jungle gym out there. Rain wouldn’t keep them off it.

He turned off Roy Orbison’s “Lana,” undid his seat belt and slid out of the car, wondering if they’d order from Mama Masala or Saffron Modern. Mama Masala had some boss garlic and chilli naan bread, fairly set his mouth aflame, and he loved that. Yes, they’d order from Mama Masala, he thought. Unless his other half wanted Thai. They’d make the girls some chicken goujons. His wife had bought some organic ones.

Flicking the keys around in his hand, humming Roy Orbison even, he approached the front door. The awning light flickered on, motion-sensitive. He saw something small and black on the front step, on top of the welcome mat.

He looked around the front garden, cast a look at the neighbors to the right and the left. Nobody there now. A half-smile of curiosity on his face, he stooped and picked it up, examined it. His curiosity turned to bemusement.

Who would have…?

As he turned it around in his hand, the bemusement faded. He turned around and inspected the darkened street. Nothing but cars lined up on the road and lights in front room windows. Not a soul in sight. He felt prickles up the nape of his neck.

He opened it. Struggled to understand. Then it hit him.

It was like an explosion in his mind, a punch in his gut.

The ground under him tilted. He gripped the pillar for support, his legs suddenly weak. He reeled, his heart pounding against his breastplate.

A moan of despair arose. He almost flung the thing to the ground.

Panicked, he snatched a look at his watch. His mind was so distressed he barely registered what the watch was telling him.

6:32.

He had to be quick.

Still clutching the item, he brought his left fist to his mouth to quench a wail. His legs almost gave out as, hyperventilating, he made his way back to his car. He scrabbled in his pocket for the fob. It fell on the wet ground. He snatched it up and clicked open the door, glanced at his watch again.

6:33.

Tires screeching, the car raced down the road.

It was the beginning of the end of his good life.

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About Gerald Hansen:





Best-selling author Gerald Hansen was a Navy brat, starting school in Thailand, graduating high school in Iceland, with Germany, California and his mother's hometown of Derry, Northern Ireland in between. He attended Dublin City University, and also lived in London and Berlin. After the great success of his dark humor Derry Women series, he’s embarked on an exciting new genre of crime novels, the Derry Murder Mysteries. He loves music, spicy food, wearing Ben Sherman and traveling the world (still!). He now lives in New York City.

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