The Deadliest Returns by June Trop

 


Release date: February 20, 2024
Sub-genre: Historical mystery

About The Deadliest Returns:

Returning, whether it means going back or giving back, is never easy, at least not in this volume of three Miriam bat Isaac novelettes. In the first, “The Bodyguard”, Miriam’s brother, a celebrated gladiator, returns from the dead to serve as a bodyguard back home when his employer retires Alexandria.

In the second, “The Beggar”, an old man disguised as a matronly beggar, returns to Alexandria to learn the fate of the lovechild he left behind when forced to escape the wrath of Roman law. And in the third, “The Black Pearl,” Miriam, upon coming into possession of the cache of jewels heisted from the Temple of Artemis, sails to Ephesus to return the treasure. The prize gem, however, a uniquely lustrous black pearl, disappears.

Black pearls are rare, coming from an exotic oyster found in the French Polynesian waters. Even Miriam’s husband, an accomplished jeweler, had never seen one. And they aren’t exactly black. Instead, they come in various dark colors, such as gray, purple, blue, or green, giving the illusion of black. But with the power to heal the brokenhearted and restore the health of the one possessing it, could its properties be a sufficient motive for murder?

If, like Miriam, you thrive on pursuing the twists and turns of a baffling mystery while uncovering the guilty longings, secrets, lies, and evil deeds of others, then, as Miriam’s deputy, you will have ample opportunity to engage your curiosity.

And if you are new to Roman-occupied Alexandria during the first century CE, you will experience, along with the splendor of the city, its malignant underbelly. You will blunder through its haunted alleys and wend your way through its shrill parade of macabre creatures. At the same time, the stench of each tumbling tenement and the scratch of every whirling piece of trash will coat the back of your throat with bile.

And if you have never been to Ephesus, the capital of the Roman province of Asia, never seen the Temple of Artemis, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, then prepare yourself for the glassy heat of that July summer and the unnerving sight that will turn your festive visit into a mystifying tragedy. 

Each adventure stands alone. Still, they are connected chronologically such that an event from an earlier story forms the backdrop for a later one. In any case, escape the monotony of everyday life as you accompany Miriam into that nail-biting world of adventure and three of her most daring exploits.

Excerpt:

The Deadliest Returns: The first story, “The Bodyguard”
The Tenth Year of the Reign of Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus [Nero]

64 CE, July
Alexandria ad Aegyptum

The old fart’s eyes were drilling into me. I shouldn’t have risked coming. The games were a bore anyways. I was tired of the wild beast hunts and the roar of spectators whenever a gladiator’s ass hit the sand. And right then, I was sick of those lice-infested clowns, the praegenarii, and the clack of their wooden swords as they mocked the gladiators with their corny antics. Besides, the sun was pricking through the awning of the hippodrome, staring down at me, coating my throat with dust. Time to hit a snack bar. 

I joined the stream of bozos funneling through the arch, taking advantage of the break between bouts, most to push their way to the latrines. Shoving past the bookmakers wigwagging to their regulars, I carved my way around the hundreds of sweaty bodies milling about the souvenir hawkers. Finally, I elbowed through the gate and headed toward the sausage vendors. Their stalls were easy to find; they stunk up the air with fennel and fried grease.

Hey, I asked myself, why not just leave after I grab a bite? I’d seen enough of the ludus of Alexandria, the dinkiest gladiator school in the empire, and its lousy troupe of gladiators to last more than a life—

Whoa! That shitty geezer was right on my tail, sharking toward me. I cursed myself over and over for coming, but when I wanna do something, I gotta do it. That’s the way I am. Now that I was back in Alexandria, I was that kid again, skipping school to sneak off to the games. The gladiators were like gods to me then, flexing their well-oiled muscles in the early morning light. And how I thrilled to those waves and applause when I was a retiarius, the kind of gladiator to fight with only a net and trident. No helmet. That was so Claudius, that prick, could watch our faces when our throats were cut. Anyways, my lanista, the manager of my troupe of gladiators, said I was too handsome to fight with a helmet.

“Agrippa, Agrippa Fortitudo!”

His voice pierced my eardrums like an icepick. Agrippa Fortitudo was my tag as a gladiator. That’s what I meant about taking a risk. I was supposed to have been killed in the arena eight years ago.

  Panic mushroomed in my chest. He was close enough for his shallow breath to foul the back of my neck. I tried to ignore him, but if he continued to shriek, a crowd would gather, and worse yet, draw one of those shit-eating soldiers. No way was that prune-puckered dude gonna leave me alone. Sure enough, a moment later he was poking me between my shoulder blades. So, I turned around and pitched him a scowl.

Ma Zeus, I knew him! Underneath that receding cap of silver curls was the moth-eaten version of Gershon ben Israel, aglitter with gems, reeking from verbena, and draped in a gaudy silk robe. A phony if I ever saw one. Another of Papa’s ass-kissing buddies, all of them full of crap, just like my dear departed father. 

“Sir, you must be mistaken. My name is Aquila—”

“Say again?” His head springing forward like a turtle’s, he squeezed together the wrinkles across his forehead and cupped his ear.

That’s when I remembered the Khamaseen winds, those hot, sand-filled windstorms that blow across Egypt in the spring. They must have burned out most of his hearing. With a furrowed brow, I threw up my hands and shook my head as if bewildered.

But he just took my hands and leaned into me. “Don’t you remember me?” 

I snapped my head back as if he’d struck me. Oh yeah, I can ham it up better than any of those sissy actors, Thespis included. Just one of the many tricks I’d learned to deflect my father’s wrath.

“Who me, Papa?” I’d say, dropping my voice and blinking my eyes like a shitty cave dweller. “You think I did what? Jumped out the window to relieve my lust with Zenon’s daughter? Where? In the pantry of her father’s cookshop? How could that be? I was right here studying geometry. Honest.” Then I’d shake my head and tighten my lips as if to hold back a moan of pity. That fuckin’ tyrant wouldn’t even send me to a collegium iuvenum to study martial arts. Oh no, he wanted me to learn the family business so I could waste my life counting money like him.

“Don’t you remember me?” Gershon repeated. His voice had dropped to a croak. “And even if you don’t, I remember when you were just a little-known contender about to be pitted against…uh…uh… Orcus! Yes, Orcus, the betting favorite and most popular gladiator in the empire.”  

I had to hand it to Gershon. He was a fucker-upper, fuckin’ up my plan because that’s what a fucker-upper does, but he was also an aficionado. And Orcus? He may have been the favorite, but he’d never faced me. That sucker, not a slave, prisoner a’ war, or criminal but a hire like me, was just hours away from freedom, fighting his last bout before the contract with his ludus ended. Round and round we went: the flight of my net, the thrust of his sword. Me pressing every minute to my advantage until he was worn out. Then my net flew one last time. He couldn’t escape. When his legs got caught, I closed in with my trident. The stadium suddenly, eerily silent, the fans stunned as I got the nod to plunge my pugio into his chest.

I was about to laugh like a hyena when, springing out of that memory, I realized I’d better do something about Gershon before he ruined everything. 

***


Okay, so I was gonna have to tell that busybody something. Raising my palm to silence him and then beckoning him with a couple of arm rolls, he accompanied me to that teahouse near the Gate of the Sun, the Juno Regina. I figured anyone with any breath left would still be at the games. Besides, by now my throat was lined with sandpaper, and my lips were making a popping sound whenever I opened my mouth.

So, he shambled along while I tsk-tsked, shaken by how much that fogy had aged. All I saw was a lumbering old man with sagging jowls, a swinging dewlap, and a forward stoop, panting to keep up as we followed the curve of the city wall to the plaza with the teahouse. 

Kicking aside eddies of trash and a dozing loafer slumped in a puddle of shade across the threshold, I peeked inside. Gershon wasn’t the only thing to have hit the skids. The Juno Regina was now just a graffiti-scarred courtyard smothered in the heat with a cracked mudbrick floor, a tattered canopy, and scattered planters of dried out pomegranate trees. Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention the army of flies feasting on a counter of rancid cheese, moldy sesame cakes, and shriveled grapes.

Good enough. The place was deserted. Extending my hand to invite Gershon to enter, I pointed first with my chin to a table in the corner and then with my finger toward its far chair. Now that I’m in Alexandria, I sit with my back to the entrance to avoid having to tear a new asshole in every bozo who recognizes me. Come to think of it, I should have done that to this old goat. Instead, I had to watch him rub his palm across the seat of the chair, arrange the folds of his robe, sit down like a pussy, and smooth away the wrinkles in his skirt.

I rapped my knuckles on the table and then joggled—and almost broke—the branch off one of those stinking trees while shouting for service. All I wanted was a krater of honey-sweetened wine—anything but pomegranate! Ha!—and plenty of it. A dough-faced boy with constantly moving eyes and wearing the gray, coarse woolen tunic of a slave shuffled over and bowed like we were in Nero’s palace. I gave him the order and told him to make it snappy, whatever good that would do. 

Gershon started screeching right away. “What are you doing here? You were killed in Pompeii!”

I patted the air to calm him.

It didn’t work.

“Your sister had an honorable burial for you with mimes, musicians, and professional mourners. She commissioned an everlasting monument to you in the Jewish cemetery not far from here—”

For each point, he jabbed his bony forefinger at me as if that deed alone should have made me dead.

“Inscribed with your record as a gladiat—”

“Listen,” I said. I could hear the desperation in my voice over the sound of my heart as it punched the inside of my chest like a pointed rock.

He leaned across the table close enough to make my nose itch. But when he cupped one of his useless ears, I knew he was ready to shut up and listen.

“It’s all been a mistake. I can explain. Right now, I got a job as a bodyguard, a good job I’m not about to blow. And I know I’m gonna have to tell my sister I’m here. And that’s where you come in. When the time is right, you can help. So, you gotta keep my secret a while.”

When he stroked his jaw with his thumb, I knew I had him.




About June Trop:




As an award-winning middle school science teacher, June used storytelling to capture her students’ imagination and interest in scientific concepts. Years later as a professor of teacher education, she focused her research on the practical knowledge teachers construct and communicate through storytelling. Her first book, From Lesson Plans to Power Struggles (Corwin Press, 2009), is based on the stories new teachers told about their first classroom experiences.

 Now associate professor emerita at the State University of New York, June devotes her time to writing The Miriam bat Isaac Mystery Series. Consisting now of many short stories and seven books, several have won modest recognition, including as a finalist for the Killer Nashville Silver Falchion Award.

June, an active member of the Mystery Writers of America, lives with her husband Paul Zuckerman, where she is breathlessly recording her plucky heroine's next life-or-death exploit.


She’d love you to visit her at
www.JuneTrop.com or on her Facebook page, June Trop Author, where she publishes a blog every Tuesday afternoon about life in Roman Alexandria.


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